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PostSubject: Ever Wonder Why...   Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:52 am

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Who is general failure and why is he reading my disk?

The light went out, but where to?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then isn't "Congress" the opposite of progress (heyoo)

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:49 pm

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed Up

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

And whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp?"

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Can you day dream at night?

Can animals commit suicide?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

If you're not allowed to impersonate a doctor, why is it okay to dress as one for Halloween?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:04 pm

Hahaha, they're all hilarious!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:52 pm

That is awesome! It goes to show how much the World doesn't make sense...
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:15 pm

Hahaha, that is 100% true. ^-^

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:03 am

True, the world doesn't make that much sense. But that's one of the best parts about it! ^-^
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:42 pm

Yep, sometimes we do/say things for no reason. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:26 pm

If it's called the Secret Service, than why does everyone know about it?

If people don't want to die in a fire, then why do we cremate them?

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:12 pm

Smile Secret service! ^-^

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:10 pm

Lol, SHHHHH!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT SOMETHING EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT BUT WE'RE STILL TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET!!! :shocked:
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:35 pm

Hahaha, OKAY! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:34 am

If red makes things go faster, than why is Sonic blue?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:45 pm

Red makes things go faster? Doesn't a red stop sign make you slow down/stop? What about a red light? If I wear all red and run a race, I will have a more chance at winning than if I wear green? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:04 pm

Well, red travels the farthest in a sun set... so it's faster?

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:47 pm

Leafsplash wrote:
Red makes things go faster? Doesn't a red stop sign make you slow down/stop? What about a red light? If I wear all red and run a race, I will have a more chance at winning than if I wear green? Suspect
Belive it or not, but there's a supersitsion some poeple think of as true. Hey, that can be another one!
If Red makes things go faster, then why are Stop signs red and red lights mean stop?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:32 am

Hahaha, yeah. That could be one. ^-^

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:53 pm

Victory! lol! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:16 pm

Hahaha. Yeah. I can't think of any though. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:53 pm

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

It is still there. If you cover a piece of paper with erased stuff on it with plastic wrap (I think thats what it is), magnetically charge it by running a magnet over it, and pour tiny magnetic particles (I think its some magnetic mineral or something) you can see it.

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:48 pm

Oh...never knew that. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:26 am

Wow, I did not know that. Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:39 am

Nither did I.. now where would I get magnetic particles.....? *Thinks*
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:06 pm

Hahaha, that sounds fun to try. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:53 pm

LOL.
If adults are so paranoid about teenagers and that they only want to cause trouble, why are they allowed to drive?

If libarians like it when you hand in books late so they get more money, why do they stare at you like an angry hawk?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever Wonder Why...   Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:16 am

Hahaha, like the first one! ^-^

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