ok so im like addicted to stat shuffle!! ill add my faves

sarcastic:
they say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.

advice:

Never cry for anyone in your life, because those you cry for don't deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.

live(: laugh(: love(: life is to short to be unhappy(: so forget all the drama and smile(: kill your enemies with a good, big smile(:

life lessons:
maybe friendships aren't meant to be saved. Maybe we're only meant to spend a certain part of our lives with certain people then move on.


heartbreak:
says...no matter how much the wounds heal, the scars are always there.
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ones i posted(forgot category)
You know you're going crazy when . . . ME: "I can't find my phone again!" MY FRIEND: "You're using it to talk to me." 8P

Have you ever thought just maybe Duct tape really was the answer to all of life's problems??

Until you have been in my shoes, and seen what I have seen, Don't judge me because u don't know the half of it -.-

is studying the ancient art of dumb-fu ... hoping to learn a technique to block stupid ... stupid is fast and freakishly strong ...must stay focused ..

How come we always hear about what's going on on wall street and main street. What about whats going on on sesame street? People live in trash cans there.

is not here right now, leave a message because the evil monkeys have taken over

i remember when eanie minie miny moe solved all my problems =/


be careful not 2 piss off short people! dynamite comes in small packages!

you know that one kid in the group that has the sarcastic come back for everything, but you can't help but love her... that's me

Words hurt but not as much as a quick punch to the throat.

THANK YOU to all the guys in my life, for letting me go and making me a stronger person, so that when the right guy does come along it will be awesome!

Hold on to who you have now, one day you might lose them and then you'll wish you held on tighter

is thinking how wonderful, cute, smart, funny, perfect her boyfriend is and how much i love him

wants to go back to the simple times where catching fireflies were the highlight of your life and your heartbreaks are forgotten in a matter of minutes.

Wow, these are really good. I haven't seen that on Facebook though.

send re a requst on facebook..... tuliptail of-blackiceclan....if u want....

Some of those are really funny, and yet some of those are really deep. o.o

u said u hav a facebook...right?

Yeah, I do.

so if u want to add me u can

I thought I did, that's why I was confused.

o lol

Hahaha, yeah.

Oh, my gosh! This topic has 10003 views!!!!!!

wow! Thats a lot of views! bte does are good status!

Cool its called status shuffle?